A MAN TRAPPED IN A MACHINE

welcome to the crewmates system
> if you treat any of us weird expect to be blocked, dumbass
> others will block freely, and frankly i dont care if they do
> dont flirt with any of us π
> only object fictives will be listed
IF THERE'S A GOD HOW COULD HE BE SO MEAN?
THE QUALITIES NOT GREAT, BUT LOOK THERE'S ME!
Flask/Mark/Diesel . he/any . host/persecutor/officium . N/A
inanimate insanity
Balloon/Cakes . he/him . persecutor/perpetrator/avenger/amorform . π
Pickle . he/him . comforter/paichmate/beauheur . π·
Apple/Apul . she/he . beauheur/companion/destressor . π
Baseball/Strike Out . he/him . persecutor/absorber/extirpator . βΎ
Box . he/they . idle . π« (likely wont talk)
Floor . he/they/it . chef/companion/scout . π±
Goo . he/it . beauheur/companion/emotionalist/frijΕn . π΅
Knife/Jerk . he/they . persecutor/escutcheon/insecurity holder . πͺ
Lifering/Lifer . he/they . protector/gatekeeper/diplomat . ποΈ
Nickel/Nickle . he/coin . persecutor/aggressor/instigator . πΈ
Paper/Payp . he/fiber . caretaker/medic/mood booster . π
Paintbrush/Brush/PB . they/them . persecutor/avenger/dvalen . ποΈ
Suitcase/Suit . she/her . worrier/guilt holder/trauma holder . πΌ
Microphone/Mic . she/her . protector/peacemaker . π€
mysterious object super show
Alien Pineapple/AP . he/xe/she . socializor/swordsperson . π
Banana Juice/BJ . he/she . persecutor/assidumate . π
Charcoal/Charc . he/they . persecutor/shock absorber . π₯
Guacamole Volcano/Guacano . he/they . beauheur/companion . π₯
Hex Nut/Hex . he/him . beauheur/companion . π©
L-Goo/Gooey . they/them . persecutor . βͺ
Sock/Sox . he/him . soother/sleeper/charge . π§¦
Spinny. he/it . timekeeper/secret keeper . β±οΈ
Sticker/Spicy . he/they . persecutor/truth speaker . π©
bfdi/bfb/tpot
Loser/Cuboid . he/they . persecutor/appellisian/sexual alter . β
Tennis Ball/TB/Beeb . he/it . caretaker/hygienist . π
Tree/Tee . he/him . caretaker/border/coltenoir . π³
one
Bryce . he/him . dissonaut/escutcheon . πΊ
Bradley/Brad . he/him . martyr . π₯
Owen . he/him . worker/posier/hygienist . ποΈ
other
Popsicle/Bloob . he/him . persecutor/swords person/warden . π¦
Gauntlet . he/him . archivist/caretaker . π§€
Tortilla . he/she . dissonaut . π₯οΈ